AU where John Winchester loved his boys just a little bit less and put them up for adoption and they were raised in a healthy, functional home.
when ur upstairs and ur mom says dinners ready
This is the best thing ever.
It’s so beautiful that you don’t want to eat it…
And that’s why I would cry too.
THAT PIE IS BEAUTIFUL
that nigga dead, he summoned ifrit with that balloon
the fire nation struck again
frodo coulda destroyed the ring in that room
casting for the new human torch
u think his fedora protected him or nah
we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.
oH MY GOD
my dad: who the hell is watching dragon tales on netflix?
Cannot stop laughing
My mother thinks this is the funniest thing she keeps walking away laughing and coming back to look at it
Customer-support-guy: Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
Me: I can't- the computer's frozen.
CSG: Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
Me: . . .
Me: What did you just say?
CSG: Have you tried turning it-
Me: Did you just quote Sherlock?
CSG: . . .
CSG: . . .
CSG: You watch-
Me: FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
CSG: OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
Me: YOU BET IT IS.
*two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*
CSG: So which episode are you watching?
Me: The Great Game.
CSG: Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
Me: Is there some way I can tip you or something?