"It’s a promise!" - anime character thats about to fucking die
I love this routine, because it’s not a rape joke. It’s a rape culture joke. It’s not making fun of the people who have been raped, but of both rape culture (not being able to just jog because it’s not safe) but of the idea that the only thing of value in a woman is her vagina.
Really this is brilliant. So brilliant.
I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format
if I lie here
if I just lay here
I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone
if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends
Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha
i’m a man
me: goes to see someones blog
me: actually u kno what nvm
"you’ll understand when you’re older"
i am older and i understand absolutely nothing
I wanna do cute things with you like see how many stickers I can put on your face while you sleep